February 2010
18 posts
things i have learned about my blockmates after...
cottonshirt:
we’re scared of losing the ones we love. we’re afraid of offending others. we see dead people. we find dog teeth daunting. we worry about toothbrushes. we think card games are cool. we ditch musicals that we dont really understand. we’re all lonely insecure people looking for just an inch of belonging. these are just some of my blockmates and my god i am glad i have them as friends....
2 tags
WOW, Globe.
Good job not letting me or anyone else send messages at the moment. You definitely made my day HAHA. Another year, here I come.
No, not again.
I actually just chose to watch School of Rock over finishing homework due tomorrow (Wednesday). I have watched barely 8 movies, this week alone. Is there a cure for procrastination? Oh could anyone tell meeeeeee, please?
@twistedkismet
lorrainesandel:
I LOOOOOVE VICE GANDA.
I love her too! Nung binabasa ko yung last post ko about her, naiimagine ko pano niya sinasabi yun HAHA. Genius. Made my night.
See you tomorrow! ;)
Vice Ganda FTW
(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!
MLIA
Little Brother: *hastily opens the door as if he's going to say something important, then he gasps for breath*
Me: *looks at him*
LB: Ate, ate. What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
Me: Huh?
LB: Time to get a new fence. HAHAHA
Me: :|
1 tag
021410
Haven’t been here in weeks. No time for a lot of things anymore. *sigh
Valentine’s day and Chinese New Year today. Smile. :)
